Wednesday, April 9, 2008

What were they thinking?

Bryan’s fish have ick again so I went to the store and got some medicine for them.

Anyway the warning on the label cracked me up it says:
"Do not use on baby whales or elephant seals".... because you know EVERYONE just happens to have a baby whale or an elephant seal in their backyard.... LOL Its almost as good as the label on the cheese spray stuff..."For best results remove lid".

Here are some more silly labels I found:
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife. (a little scary)
"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757. (Just for you Dad)
"Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
"Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."
"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

How about "many fun game inside for you" on a foreign made and packaged hand held video game thing one of my kids got from someone for Christmas.
Thanks for the laughs!